2015-08-13

Don't Go To Oklahoma

The ticks will cripple you. The lakes will devour your brain. The tornadoes will level your city. You will go missing during music festivals. Even if you make it out alive, your health will be among the worst in the nation. But let's say you want to be healthy, get outdoors, and play a round of golf; the course will be "flat and boring." Five of the thirteen most boring towns in America are in Oklahoma, including the top two most boring towns.

Is there anything good about Oklahoma? Anything?